Based in London, BBW Ruby is the largest supersized SSBBW escort in the UK with enormous 56J breasts

FAQ

Weight

38 stone, 3lbs  (or 242 kg if you are Continental or 535lbs if you’re American) Updated February 2013.

Height

5ft 8ins tall (173cm)

Bust

80 inches and my Bra’s are a size 58 J cup. (203cm)

Waist

64 inches (163cm)

Hips

89 inches (226cm)

Tell me a bit about you?

I’m English born and bred. I’m talkative, flirtatious and giggly, and also relaxed, easy going and good fun to be around.  I like to think I’m funny but opinions vary :)  and despite having this somewhat unusual career I’m actually pretty normal. I am completely uninhibited about my size and very much in love with my curves so it’s fine if you want to call me ‘fat.’

What do you offer?

I offer a full personal service but there are some exceptions. I dont offer anal sex, water sports, CIM, Facials and a few other things.  Everything is at my discretion so if you want to double check just email me and I’ll get back to you. If you want to submit to me then click on the SSBBW Dominatrix tab at the top of this page for further information.

Will you get on top of me?

Yes. It will depend a little what physical shape you are in yourself as I wont do anything that I think will permanently harm you, but if you are an average bloke, in average physical shape, then hell yes! :)

Will you sit on my face?

Yes. And the experience will leave you breathless in lots of different ways…

Can I take you to dinner / bring you food / watch you eat?

Yes you can take me to dinner on an Outcall. And yes, you’re very welcome to bring me chocolates or other treats if you come and visit me. I might sample one or two (or more) in front of you if I’m in the mood and if I cant resist :) If watching me eat and food play are the reason you want to visit me though you’ll have to contact me in advance to arrange this.

What happens when we meet?

I’ll welcome you with a big smile, and chat to you while I fix you a drink and we sort out the money side of things (please dont be offended if I count it in front of you) Then I’ll offer you the use of the fully stocked bathroom. Even if you are newly showered I’d still appreciate it if you freshened up and washed your hands.  Then, we can just relax and have some fun! I can be dominant if you like that but I’m perfectly happy with leisurely, passionate, GFE – or maybe you have something else in mind? Just let me know as I’m open-minded, uninhibited and almost completely un-shockable. Pretty obviously I dont have the flexibility of a tiny Russian Gymnast and there are a few things that this enormous body cant do – but there are LOTS of things that I can do that a thin girl cant… No, I’m not telling, you’ll have to book me and find out! :)

Can I pay you by Cheque / in a foreign currency / barter your services for mine?

Umm, no, sorry. I dont accept magic beans as payment either.

Can I pay a deposit in advance and get a discounted rate?

Yes you can. If you pay a deposit of at least £40 per hour you can save £20 per hour off my usual rates. The deposit has to be paid at least 48 hours in advance and is non-refundable. Email me if you want details of how this works.

That sounds complicated, can I just have a discount?

No.

Anything else?

Just that what I offer on this website is completely legal, and its also completely legal for you to book an appointment, pay me and for us both to have a lovely time. I’m an independant worker and I’m not forced, coerced or pimped in any way. I’m not working to support an addiction (Fortnum and Masons Champagne Truffles aside) and I wasnt trafficked here illegally. I’m also over-age.

If you happen to be offered anyone you suspect is under-age or has in any way been coerced into working PLEASE contact CRIMESTOPPERS. You can report anonymously and they can be reached on 0800 555 111.

How to book me

Its really very easy!

1. Call me on the phone and make an appointment
2. Ring me to confirm on the day of your booking.
3. Turn up and have fun!

You want more detail?

Book Me

I will always need to speak to you on the phone before I accept your booking but if you have any questions or want to check my availability its fine to email me first. We can agree a time and date  and I will pencil you into my diary and do my best to hold the appointment for you. I don’t accept bookings by text unless I already know you.

Confirm

When you book me I will ask you to phone me to confirm between 12 and 24 hours before the booking. If you don’t phone me at the time I ask then I’ll cancel the booking and give the appointment time to someone else. If you book me and then don’t confirm more than once then I’ll stop taking your bookings.

Arrive on Time.

Please don’t be late. I understand that we all lead busy lives and I will try to be flexible but I still have to manage my diary and consider my other clients too. If you arrive half way through an hour long appointment then you’ll have to pay for the whole hour but you’ll only get to spend 30 minutes with me. Also, please don’t be early! If you want to see me when I’m just out of the shower with no makeup on then just ask and I’ll be happy to arrange it – but either way I much prefer to be relaxed, calm and ready to play when you arrive :) If you book, and then confirm and then don’t arrive I will refuse all future bookings from you.

Fixed Booking

If your time is limited and you need to absolutely fix the time and date in advance then I’m happy to do that. I’ll ask you to pay me a deposit of £50 per hour and then I guarantee that I will hold that date and time for you. If you need to change your plans and you give me 48 hours notice then we can change the booking. If not then I’m afraid your deposit with be forfeited. In the extremely unlikely event that I cant make the booking (and the only reason would be illness) then I will of course refund you.

Short Notice

If you’re at a loose end and wondering if I am free then phone me. I always need at least 1 and preferably 2 hours notice though so if you’re not prepared to wait at least that long then its probably best if you just call someone else.

WEBCAM SESSIONS

Want to see some more?

I know not everyone can travel to see me but you can at least now see me on Webcam. Granted, this is a poor substitute for spending time in the actual presence of all my warm, ripe, abundant, glorious flesh but if you’re not in the locality it might keep you a reason to live until I get a private jet and start my world tour in your home town…

Webcam costs £2.50 a minute

10 minute minimum booking

Email me to book.

Eventually I will set a regular schedule of days and times I’m available but for now just email me to let me know when you want to book. I don’t accept phone bookings for Webcam, only email.

You can pay for your webcam session in two ways – my preferred method is receiving payment via Bank Transfer from a UK Bank.

If you are outside of the UK or need a more discreet way to pay you can purchase me an Amazon Gift Card from Amazon.co.uk.

I regret I can’t accept payments via Paypal, via Amazon.com or magic beans. The payment needs to have cleared my account before we start.

Things to bear in mind:

• You get my undivided attention. I won’t be chatting with anyone else when I’m online with you.
• I use a brand new High Def webcam.
• I’m in the UK so if you are elsewhere in the world you’ll need to check the time. This site should help – http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html
• If your connection fails, you get interrupted or your dog eats your router then it’s your problem and not mine – although I will do what I can to understand and to reschedule.
• If the connection fails at my end I will of course reschedule for you.

Any questions – just Email me.

SSBBW Dominatrix

If you’re in need of more discipline from me than I can give you in my Apartment then I’m more than happy to take you to a Professional Dungeon. I’d be delighted to unleash my inner Diva and become the demanding bitch that you’ve always dreamed of serving – and with a huge range of fun furniture, toys and equipment at my disposal I’ll make sure it’s an occasion to remember.

Alas, there is a cost associated with this – and right here is where you start paying…

The minimum appointment time is 2 hours and my fee is £450. This covers my usual Outcall rates and the cost of the Dungeon Hire. To secure an appointment you’ll need to email me suggesting a time and date and be ready to pay a deposit of £150. Don’t phone me to discuss this kind of booking, you need to email me.

Note

I believe in safe, sane and consensual play. Your limits will be respected, but also examined, explored and expanded…

Fetish Party Companionship

If you’d like me to accompany you to a Fetish Club, such as the divine Club Pedestal, then my usual Outcall rates apply.

Before you read this list and judge me as being vain, shallow and graspingly materialistic let me stress that I have been asked repeatedly to set up a wishlist. A gift is  never necessary for you to receive my complete attention and grateful appreciation.

So here it is. A complete but by no means exhaustive list of the things that I like. Dont blame me, I’m just surrendering to the will of the people!

Ruby xx

• Perfume: My favourites are Coco Noir by Chanel, Belle d’Opium by Yves St Laurent and Mitsouko by Guerlain.

• Wine: White and not too dry, or something with some fizz. If you’d like to bring something for us to share then please choose a bottle that you will enjoy as I’d like to learn about you and your tastes and I’m always happy to be educated!

• Chocolates: Fortnum and Mason Champagne Truffles are my absolute favourites but any soft, boozy chocolates will be very welcome. I dont like hard centres though and I find fruity chocolates distressing – I think it’s something to do with the taste of the vitamins when all my taste buds are expecting is chocolate, butter, cream and booze :)

• Lingerie: Its impossible to buy me anything retail as everything has to be specially made to measure to fit my huge curves. If you really want to treat me then ask and I’ll give you the name of the Designer who makes all my goodies. Please be warned, this isn’t an inexpensive option, it’s around £300 and upwards…

• Books: A gift certificate from Amazon for my Kindle is always welcome but I’m more than happy if you want to recommend books that you think I might enjoy – or even books that you think I NEED to read!

• Music and Films: A gift card for i-Tunes is always very welcome. Or, just choose me a DVD or CD that you like and want to share. I’m always up for trying something new.

• Makeup: I love expensive cosmetics. Never mind the content, it’s ALL about the packaging! I love having new lipsticks, new eye colours and new nail varnishes so all you need to do is wander up to the Chanel, Guerlain, Yves St Laurent or Tom Ford counter in any Department Store and let the charming, overpainted lady assist you. Tell her it’s a present and how much you want to spend and she’ll choose for you. Men with the courage to do this earn major gratitude and (for those who don’t frequent the Beauty counters) the goodies start from around fifteen quid.

And for those whose budget is a little more generous – and yes, NOW you can start judging me – these are my secrets desires…

• Chanel handbag – black, quilted, chain handle. A timeless classic which I’ve yearned for since I was old enough to know what one was. Probably £2500 even bought DutyFree.

• Mont Blanc pen – pens matter! Chip and pin is a bore when a beautiful ‘writing instrument’ says so much about a person. £300 minimum I guess.

• Cartier watch – a Tank Americaine for preference but you can be absolutely assured that I wont throw it back in your face regardless of which you choose. From around £5000 ish.

• Tiffany – I’m so in love with the Rubedo collection I can hardly bear it. I have a beautiful Tiffany key given to me by a very generous Client so another one, or a lock to put it in would be amazing. The Rubedo goodies start at about £200, the keys are from £160 to the many thousands.

• Diamonds and, err, Rubies!  I’m just a mere woman. We cant help but be attracted by these shiny little baubles :)