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Your Christmas present…

Hi I’ve decided to drag my fat, lazy and exceptionally luscious ass to London. I’ll be available for bookings of one hour or longer from Sunday the 11th until Thursday the 15th of December. Let me know if you’d like to book – unlike Santa I don’t care whether you’ve been good or bad this…


Camming!

Hello, due to popular demand I’m now camming again. If you log on to Adultwork and go to my profile you’ll get to see me live and in the flesh. Now obviously, I’m not on cam 24/7. I have shopping to do, and eating. Lots of eating! The best way to catch me is to…


New dress

Hello I’ll be in London next week – from Sunday the 12th until Thursday the 17th. I’ll be packing my new blue dress which is inexplicably tight despite the fact it claims to be a size 8X. Assuming it can take the strain I’ll be happy to put it on, and then take it off,…


More belly…?

Apparently there aren’t enough picturesof my belly on this site. Please accept my apologies 🙂 Ruby xx


Another picture

Do you need a reminder or how fat I am? Well ok then 🙂


Did you miss me?

The website is back… I’ve added a few old Blog posts in and I’ll be adding new stuff in as it occurs to me. I’ve also got a photoshoot planned so there will soon be lots of lovely new images of all my lush acres of flesh to whet your appetite before you book me….


Morning Glory

I love sex in the mornings. There is no nicer way to start the day than with a quick tumble in the sheets. It’s invigorating and fills the system with oxygen much in the same way I imagine a 3 mile jog does. (Bear with me on this one, obviously I’m working purely from anecdotal…


But ‘why???????’

I love pleasing people and I’m delighted when a Client leaves and is happy, fulfilled and just a tiny bit exhausted. I have a wide range of skills and abilities and I’m delighted too use all of my whiles and expertise and energy in delivering them. What I dont like is being questioned over things…


Feeding the Fatty

Recently, on top of the usual tedious little time wasters, I’ve had a lot of enquiries about feeding me. Lots and lots and lots of enquiries – but they rarely result in bookings. I don’t offer phone or email sex as a service and, more relevantly, spending hours talking/typing through the possibilities of a feeding…


How NOT to book me – Part 2

How not to book me – Part 2 i need your company at your house quickly. my cock needs a house and i have chosen your vagina thanks. reply me quickly the highest ranking devil I. Have. No. Words. Oh wait, I do. And those words are No. And go away. Love Ruby xx